It is a beautiful day that begins with poetry and coffee for breakfast.

"my heart runs on honeysuckle and magnolias

its manual is written in hummingbird braille

but comes with pictures

page 37 suggests the owner speak to it softly

in the trouble shooting chapter

it is written:

There are times when one may hear strange noises coming from it, similar to the pingting sound of steam bouncing inside a radiator. Should one hear this, simply stay up late with it. Place your hand under it like a plate. It will stop trembling. Cake is encouraged."

Anis Mojgani